Welcome to the home of the original "world's most accurate" Holy Grail script.
In each scene below, click on any underlined dialogue to hear it in high-quality
RealAudio format!
You can also click on any of the film images for an enlargement.
We've even included the rare director's cut in Scene 11, indicated by the
block of italicised text. Before proceeding, please read this important
disclaimer.
